Backstairs Billy – The Duke of York’s Theatre – Saturday 13th January 2024

(Rated 3/5) Written by Marcelo Dos Santos, ‘Backstairs Billy’ is the story of the relationship between Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother (Mum of Queen Elizabeth II in case anyone is not aware of who she was), and her manservant, William ‘Billy’ Tallon. I imagine it is inspired by the facts, as much as it might be possible for the author to know them from public records, and from those who knew Billy. It is entirely set in Clarence House, in 1979 and 1951, the latter being when Billy first met the Queen Mother (QM) at the age of 15 years old. He had written to the then consort Queen Elizabeth and her husband King George VI, asking whether he could be of service to them. He would remain working as an ever increasingly closer companion to QM, until her death in 2002 at the age of 101. Billy survived her by only 5 years, dying in 2007, when he was 72.

OK, so why this one, you may ask… or even if you don’t, I’m going to tell you 😉 As many others did, I felt a great fondness for QM, and in the past have really enjoyed stories of Queens and their servants – ‘Mrs Brown’ and ‘Victoria and Abdul’, with Judi Dench as Mrs. Brown aka Queen Victoria to Billy Connolly’s John Brown in the former and again Judi with Ali Fazal as Abdul Karim in the latter. AND, as with Dame Judi too, I have a great love of Dame Penelope Wilton, yet never seen her on stage. Dame Penny W, (to distinguish her from Dame Penny Keith 😉), has appeared in numerous stage and screen roles – my personal favourite being as Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North and then Prime Minister in ‘Doctor Who’. Remember, ‘We know who you are’ lol.

The play is much more about its titular character than the QM. He is played by Luke Evans. We witness how the innocence of young Billy (Ilan Galkoff) being taught to dance by QM transforms to the power and control older Billy came to have over proceedings at the QM’s engagements, particularly when she received visitors to the Garden Room in Clarence House. We see the clash that develops between Billy’s personal gay lifestyle and the etiquette of functions hosted by QM. It is a gentle, light-hearted romp in the most part… until it isn’t, and Billy gets too big for his boots and receives a pretty shocking put-down from QM! Very rapidly after that the play finishes, which feels a little odd. As an audience member, I felt too much in shock to fully appreciate the joy of a mostly beautiful relationship between them.

Pre-show the gay anthems of 1979 play loud and proud in the auditorium of The Duke of York’s Theatre, getting us in the mood 😉 Though, I did naively comment ‘This doesn’t sound appropriate for the Queen Mother’! So, this is one, I’m glad to have seen, but wouldn’t recommend as such. Penny W was very good as a Penelope Wilton version of QM, but didn’t convince me as QM in my own imagination. Tom Rand created her outfits, and they were very QM as we saw her in public. Luke Evans is fine as Billy – though I don’t know how Billy was! – and did some good impressions of now King Charles and Princess Margaret. But, something was missing for me in them together – though I obviously can’t say how them together were!! There was some lovely dancing, some amusing farcical happenings, oh, and… some real live Corgis, but not enough of the latter for what I anticipated!!!

‘Dear, oh dear’, as The King might say about this play featuring his Granny 😉 BackstairsBilly – Review by TheRestrictedReviewer © 2024